What's actually on the realm.
Dingleberry SMP runs on an official Minecraft Realms subscription, not a self-hosted server. That means there's no IP address to type in — Parrot sends you an invite link directly through Minecraft. Once you accept, the realm shows up in your "Friends" / "Realms" tab and you just hit Play.
Parrot sends you a link. Open Minecraft → click the invite. Done.
Give Parrot your gamertag. He invites you. Accept in Minecraft → Play.
No IP address, no port, no firewall stuff. Realms is invite-only and the whole point is it just works.
No resets. Your builds stay forever (or until you blow them up yourself).
Claim your base area so nobody can build, mine, or open chests in it. Trust friends to share access.
Set homes, teleport to friends (with their permission). No more 10-minute boat rides.
Set up a shop at the market with sign-shops or chest-shops. Trade with the community.
Discord voice channels per town, plus an in-game proximity voice plugin if you want immersion.
Die in lava? Fall into the void? You keep your stuff. No frantic corpse runs.
Every block placed and broken is logged. Griefing is not allowed — if it happens, we roll it back and ban the griefer.
Creepers don't break terrain (they still hurt you). Endermen don't pick up blocks.
Half the online players in bed skips the night. No more waiting on that one AFK person.
Crops, mob spawns, and drops are all at vanilla rates. No XP boosters, no drop-rate hacks — Minecraft as Mojang made it.